What a geek wants (for Christmas)

If you're a guy how often do you hear the line "What can I get you for Christmas, you seem to have everything a man needs?" and how often do you find you have plenty of things you think you need?

For me at least I always find plenty of gadgets and gizmos, especially around this time of year.  And what self-respecting geek could ever not want just one more boxen?  Or find an add on like a UPS, or a SCSI drive attractive propositions?

Anyway, this is my latest obscure object of desire for Christmas and with my birthday approaching.